I am on vacation next week. My goal is to never swear while I am on vacation. I swear like a mother fucking sailor, so this is going to be an interesting thing to attempt. Fuck, man. Wish me some luck.
In related news, I think calling someone an “ass-clown” his hilarious.
That is all, carry on.
He now reveals a very special fishing secret.
This is haru-haru, the ancient and traditional technique of cursing at the fish.
After a few hours of totally fruitless fishing, I’m willing to give anything a go.
Right, see what you can do, then, you useless, scaly abominations of this particular reef. Ah, you call yourself fish? You can’t even eat yourself a piece of leaf. What’s going on? are you that pathetic?
-My current favorite thing that Jeremy Wade has ever said, River Monsters