He now reveals a very special fishing secret.
This is haru-haru, the ancient and traditional technique of cursing at the fish.
After a few hours of totally fruitless fishing, I’m willing to give anything a go.
Right, see what you can do, then, you useless, scaly abominations of this particular reef. Ah, you call yourself fish? You can’t even eat yourself a piece of leaf. What’s going on? are you that pathetic?
-My current favorite thing that Jeremy Wade has ever said, River Monsters