May 2012
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And can we talk about how adorable my nephew was...
Kid’s not even three until September. Sings me all of the ABCs, then follows it up by bowing and saying “Thank you, Thank you, I’ll be here all week”
Hahaha! Seriously.
He also received his first kool-aid mustache yesterday. Needless to say, I’m a very proud Augie Biz.
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The Fresh Prince of Winterfell
In Westeros, I was born and raised;
Up in Winterfell’s where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool,
Just climbing some towers
I was nobody’s fool.
When some royal siblings, they were up to no good
started makin’ whoopie in my neighborhood.
I got just one little peek,
and they got scared
so they pushed my from the tower
now Hodor’s my...
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Such a good weekend.
Tomorrow I will be posting something awesome I came up with… that is, if it still seems as awesome after the wine wears off. Haha.
Great family party followed by a great birthday party for Benedictina Timberwolf, a.k.a. Jess Blasko, involving a TNG drinking game, ice cream, cupcakes, and slightly unsettling campfire stories (which should really be a thing).
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Even more surreal:
Being able to trick said 2 year old into thinking he’s playing Streets of Rage on the Sega Genesis by handing him a game cube controller that is not plugged into anything… like we used to do with my little sister so we could keep playing.
My favorite reaction we ever got from my sister (who was 7, tops, at the time) was:
“But you guys have been playing all day long, all day...
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Surreal:
Trying to explain to a 2 year old exactly WHY he can’t yank the cartridge out of a Sega Genasis game while you’re playing Streets of Rage.
“Sansa, permit me to share a bit of womanly wisdom with you on this very special...”
– Cersei Lannister, A Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin
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I misspoke earlier.
I am already in Xena, Warrior Princess shape. Hard work pays off, bring on bathing suit season!
I ran a whole mile today, after doing the elliptical for half a mile, and then finished up with some upper body stuff. Feels good, man.
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Watchiveneverheardofyou:
(nuclearbummer)
Hercules accidentally reads his stage directions.
DELIGHT IN IT
Hahahahahahahaha!
I used to love this show, and Kevin Sorbo. But you gotta admit, good job Kevs. If you’re going to fuck up and read something you’re not supposed to, COMMIT TO IT. WTG.
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Hilarious
How is it that an accent can make a man attractive? We had a pharmacy delivery man come in, must’ve been in his 60s at least. At first sight, not ugly, but not terribly attractive… and of course old, which disqualifies him.
But he opened his mouth and out came Scottish Brogue! My heart melted. I feigned interest in golf just so I could hear him talk a little bit longer. ha!
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“Dear fellow inhabitants of Earth,
We are grievously overpopulated, as you are...”
– The genius mind of my sister, Katherine J. Labrecque
